1 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:19,220 Dude, it's spring break. 2 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:20,900 Key word, break. 3 00:00:21,300 --> 00:00:26,240 If I wanted to spend the week partying, I would've, but that's not the case. 4 00:00:27,340 --> 00:00:29,960 Oh, I can care less. 5 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:36,540 The way I see it, and remember, this is only if I can recall correctly, but the 6 00:00:36,540 --> 00:00:42,520 massive amounts of smoking and boozing, as you like to call it, ugh, every time 7 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:45,360 we go to Vegas or Cabo, I always come home feeling worse. 8 00:00:45,940 --> 00:00:46,940 So, 9 00:00:47,490 --> 00:00:49,050 Cancun, no thank you. 10 00:00:51,490 --> 00:00:53,530 Oh yeah, get this. 11 00:00:53,770 --> 00:00:58,370 So, mom and I are watching this run -of -the -mill chick flick last night, and 12 00:00:58,370 --> 00:01:01,390 the cabin down the street gets super loud. 13 00:01:01,790 --> 00:01:04,269 Yeah, I can't get away from you animals. 14 00:01:06,950 --> 00:01:11,250 Right, I'm going to go right over there with my 50 -year -old mother in tote. 15 00:01:11,450 --> 00:01:13,870 Say, hello, can we party with you guys? 16 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:16,720 Oh, right. 17 00:01:17,620 --> 00:01:19,480 Yeah, she should have been back by now. 18 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:22,260 She just ran down to the house to grab a few things. 19 00:01:22,860 --> 00:01:25,940 Dude, Santa Monica is only two hours away. 20 00:01:27,340 --> 00:01:30,520 Yeah. I mean, not that I can complain. 21 00:01:30,780 --> 00:01:33,560 A little alone time is really hitting the spot right now. 22 00:01:34,340 --> 00:01:39,080 Speaking of which, if all is so perfect in Cancun, what the hell are you calling 23 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:40,080 me for? 24 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,000 Geez, geez, I was just kidding. 25 00:01:43,539 --> 00:01:47,520 Seriously, you'd think I'd be able to... 26 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:50,780 Hey. 27 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:54,700 No, sorry, I just... 28 00:01:54,700 --> 00:02:00,400 Laura, I'm going to have to call you back. 29 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:03,040 I think the neighbor's dog is in the yard again. 30 00:02:03,740 --> 00:02:05,180 Yeah, yeah, I'll call you right back. 31 00:02:05,540 --> 00:02:06,540 Bye. 32 00:02:15,180 --> 00:02:16,180 Damn it, John! 33 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:35,140 Hey, hey, sorry about that. 34 00:02:35,660 --> 00:02:37,460 Oh no, it was just the neighbor's dog. 35 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:38,960 It's totally annoying. 36 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,520 He's always breaking into our backyard. 37 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:43,080 Yeah, just knocked over a bunch of stuff. 38 00:02:45,260 --> 00:02:46,760 Me first. You next. 39 00:02:46,980 --> 00:02:48,940 No problem. Just call me back. Bye. 40 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:52,320 No! 41 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:53,760 No! 42 00:03:48,989 --> 00:03:50,390 Oh! 43 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:29,560 Good morning. 44 00:04:29,820 --> 00:04:32,640 Kate with a K. Did you catch Dodgers fan last night? 45 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:35,420 I'm actually a Giants fan. 46 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:38,800 Actually, you have no Christmas bonus. 47 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,340 How are we looking this morning? 48 00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:44,600 Great, just getting ready for Big Bear. 49 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:47,280 Really? Yeah. 50 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:50,260 I'm going to meet the infamous Lauren. 51 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,640 Yes, yes you are. I'm going to pick her up around 11. 52 00:04:54,060 --> 00:04:56,140 Awesome. Speaking of which, what time you got? 53 00:04:58,740 --> 00:04:59,740 Um, 822. 54 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:01,500 Okay. 55 00:05:02,220 --> 00:05:04,020 How do you feel about closing the shop around noon? 56 00:05:04,820 --> 00:05:06,200 Amazing. All right. 57 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:09,100 Okay, I'm going to go take care of business. Catch you in a minute. 58 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:10,860 Is it weird? 59 00:05:11,220 --> 00:05:14,160 Is it cool that I'm going, you know, with Eddie? 60 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:19,740 Are you guys okay with that? I mean, if it's not, then... No, no, no, no. It's 61 00:05:19,740 --> 00:05:20,740 cool. Yeah. 62 00:05:21,740 --> 00:05:22,740 Okay. 63 00:05:22,900 --> 00:05:23,900 Yeah, it's cool. 64 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:26,520 No, we're going to Big Bear. Okay. 65 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,170 We're... We're going to be there. 66 00:05:28,970 --> 00:05:30,230 Okay. Okay. 67 00:05:35,890 --> 00:05:37,310 Oh, there he is. 68 00:05:37,550 --> 00:05:40,210 In the flesh, baby. What's up? How you feeling? Living large. 69 00:05:40,490 --> 00:05:44,690 Perfect, man. You ready for some mountain air or what? You bet your ass I 70 00:05:44,750 --> 00:05:45,790 Oh, me too. Can't wait. 71 00:05:46,090 --> 00:05:49,930 Hey, I know it's Lauren and I aren't spending the weekend alone either. Hell 72 00:05:49,930 --> 00:05:51,050 yeah. You know how I roll. 73 00:05:51,550 --> 00:05:54,110 If that's how you roll, why are you whispering? 74 00:05:54,470 --> 00:05:55,850 Because you touch yourself at night. 75 00:05:56,330 --> 00:05:58,670 Thinking that makes you feel better? Go with it. 76 00:05:58,990 --> 00:05:59,990 Like balls. 77 00:06:00,250 --> 00:06:03,210 Don't be telling me about your Saturday night, Eddie. Hey, man, great time. 78 00:06:03,390 --> 00:06:04,189 You're lost. 79 00:06:04,190 --> 00:06:05,190 Yeah. 80 00:06:05,210 --> 00:06:08,090 So is everything ready to go or what? For the trip? Yeah. 81 00:06:08,350 --> 00:06:13,150 Owner's going to stop by any minute, drop out your keys, and pick up a check. 82 00:06:13,330 --> 00:06:15,410 Very nice. Very nice. What time are we heading out? 83 00:06:17,070 --> 00:06:18,650 Talk about the check I'm going to write. 84 00:06:19,090 --> 00:06:20,090 Okay. Yeah. 85 00:06:21,350 --> 00:06:22,810 The check I'm going to write. 86 00:06:23,710 --> 00:06:25,450 Yeah, it's about the check you're going to write. 87 00:06:28,010 --> 00:06:30,130 What, you need some lotion? Your dry skin's acting up? 88 00:06:31,070 --> 00:06:33,290 I'm really glad we're gonna be spending the weekend together. 89 00:06:34,210 --> 00:06:35,210 Me too. 90 00:06:38,970 --> 00:06:42,670 So I was thinking maybe you could help take care of some of the damage, 91 00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:43,670 some of the load. 92 00:06:45,710 --> 00:06:48,470 Dude, I have no fucking clue what you're talking about. I'm talking about going 93 00:06:48,470 --> 00:06:50,530 halves, you cheap son of a bitch. Just keep it down. 94 00:06:51,050 --> 00:06:52,330 What you been your tight ass for? 95 00:06:52,550 --> 00:06:55,170 The biggest tight ass in the world wouldn't be able to sleep at night 96 00:06:55,170 --> 00:06:57,030 got laid on someone else's dime. Dick. 97 00:06:57,610 --> 00:06:59,130 You're going to write that check whether I go or not. 98 00:06:59,470 --> 00:07:01,690 Yeah, but it just so happens you are going. 99 00:07:02,010 --> 00:07:03,650 So man up quit being a bitch. 100 00:07:04,050 --> 00:07:05,310 Oh, bitch, huh? 101 00:07:05,530 --> 00:07:09,630 I'd rather be a bitch than an Indian giver. Now you're a tight -ass racist. 102 00:07:09,970 --> 00:07:10,970 How? 103 00:07:11,030 --> 00:07:13,150 Indian giver? Yeah. They're Native American. 104 00:07:13,410 --> 00:07:14,410 Your grandma's Native American. 105 00:07:15,430 --> 00:07:19,350 My grandma's so nice to you. I know. I'm sorry. You should be. Tell her to say 106 00:07:19,350 --> 00:07:21,530 hi. That was rude. She makes the best afternoon snacks. 107 00:07:21,770 --> 00:07:23,670 She does. I know. Oh, that's so good. Oh, God. 108 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:27,740 So, uh, cabin, one o 'clock, meeting up? Yeah, that'll work. Perfect. 109 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:30,980 Kate, what's up? I don't mean to interrupt or anything. 110 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:32,299 No, never. 111 00:07:32,300 --> 00:07:33,099 What's going on? 112 00:07:33,100 --> 00:07:34,320 There's a guy to see you about the cabin. 113 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,040 Can you show him the conference room, tell him I'll be right in? 114 00:07:37,940 --> 00:07:38,940 Got it. 115 00:07:41,540 --> 00:07:44,240 Why are you being such a bitch? Why are you being such a bitch? I cannot believe 116 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:48,160 you're such a... Oh, you were gonna say Jew. Oh, I was not gonna say Jew. Yeah, 117 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:50,580 you were. You were gonna say Jew, I saw it. I was not. Yeah, you were. 118 00:07:52,300 --> 00:07:53,500 You're paying for food and gas. 119 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:54,720 Fine. Fine. Fine. 120 00:07:54,820 --> 00:07:57,500 Fine. Fine. Fine. Tight ass. Racist. 121 00:07:58,180 --> 00:07:59,180 Mr. 122 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:01,120 Fidget! 123 00:08:06,460 --> 00:08:08,080 Talk to me. 124 00:08:25,359 --> 00:08:26,920 Yeah, I'm almost down. Be right down. 125 00:08:28,780 --> 00:08:30,160 Whatever you tight -ass racist. 126 00:08:31,860 --> 00:08:33,539 Yeah, you stay, too. I gotta go. 127 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:34,760 Peace. 128 00:08:35,299 --> 00:08:36,299 Fucker. 129 00:08:41,299 --> 00:08:44,360 So I'm finally gonna get to meet the infamous Kate. 130 00:08:45,380 --> 00:08:47,800 That's funny. She said the exact same thing about you. 131 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:52,040 What? 132 00:08:52,180 --> 00:08:53,240 How did I come up? 133 00:08:53,670 --> 00:08:56,030 I don't know, maybe the fact that we're going to spend the entire weekend 134 00:08:56,030 --> 00:08:57,910 together? What did she say? 135 00:08:58,590 --> 00:09:00,810 So I'm finally going to meet the infamous Lauren. 136 00:09:01,070 --> 00:09:02,310 Don't be a jerk. What? 137 00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:04,630 I meant, other than that, what did she say? 138 00:09:05,430 --> 00:09:06,430 Nothing, really. 139 00:09:06,650 --> 00:09:07,650 Why not? 140 00:09:08,130 --> 00:09:11,430 Babe, I don't know, and to be completely honest, I don't care. 141 00:09:12,270 --> 00:09:14,970 I'm telling you right now, I'm not putting up with any bitchy attitude. 142 00:09:15,350 --> 00:09:16,350 I'll put her in her place. 143 00:09:17,910 --> 00:09:18,910 That's fine. 144 00:09:19,310 --> 00:09:20,310 I'm being serious. 145 00:09:20,990 --> 00:09:24,130 I know you are, but I bet you a thousand dollars when you meet each other, 146 00:09:24,190 --> 00:09:25,190 you're going to be all smiles. 147 00:09:25,730 --> 00:09:26,730 Is that right? 148 00:09:26,950 --> 00:09:28,170 Yeah, that's right. 149 00:09:29,010 --> 00:09:31,330 You got proof of those thousands of dollars. 150 00:09:31,810 --> 00:09:32,810 Whatever. 151 00:09:34,150 --> 00:09:35,109 Let's go. 152 00:09:35,110 --> 00:09:36,110 Yeah, yeah. 153 00:09:39,470 --> 00:09:40,610 Well, good afternoon, ladies. 154 00:09:41,190 --> 00:09:42,190 Beg me, bitch. 155 00:09:44,410 --> 00:09:46,470 Hey. Hey, what's up? This is Kate. 156 00:09:46,910 --> 00:09:50,050 Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm Lauren. Nice to meet you, too. 157 00:09:53,210 --> 00:09:58,050 How's it going? You guys ready? Excited? Oh, yeah. I'm so excited. I'm really 158 00:09:58,050 --> 00:10:01,050 sick of thinking about school. I just want to get the hell out. 159 00:10:01,290 --> 00:10:02,850 That's exactly what I said. 160 00:10:03,330 --> 00:10:04,330 Huh. 161 00:10:04,790 --> 00:10:06,030 Cool. So what are you studying? 162 00:10:07,210 --> 00:10:08,210 Journalism. You? 163 00:10:08,830 --> 00:10:09,830 Chicano Studies. 164 00:10:10,170 --> 00:10:14,710 Yeah. Haven't really decided what path to take yet. Oh, hey. It's never too 165 00:10:14,710 --> 00:10:15,710 late. 166 00:10:15,730 --> 00:10:16,730 Sure. 167 00:10:17,860 --> 00:10:18,860 Alright, 168 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,940 finish the meet and greet in the car. Rush hour, let's roll! 169 00:10:23,180 --> 00:10:24,180 Alright, 170 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,000 anybody got to take a piss? 171 00:10:34,060 --> 00:10:35,160 Too fucking bad. 172 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,550 Dude, there's a stop in like 15 miles. 173 00:11:34,070 --> 00:11:35,910 You gotta go, you gotta go. 174 00:11:38,090 --> 00:11:39,970 So have you guys been up to Big Bear before? 175 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:41,970 Yeah, once when I was a kid. 176 00:11:42,470 --> 00:11:43,570 I've never been. 177 00:11:44,150 --> 00:11:45,390 You come up here a lot? 178 00:11:46,310 --> 00:11:48,970 Yeah, about three times a year. My dad's big on camping. 179 00:11:49,370 --> 00:11:50,410 Nice. Yeah. 180 00:11:51,190 --> 00:11:53,450 So you know any horror stories about the woods? 181 00:11:54,970 --> 00:11:55,970 Maybe. 182 00:11:56,490 --> 00:11:59,350 Come on, guys. I get really freaked out about this kind of stuff. 183 00:11:59,650 --> 00:12:00,910 Oh, you party pooper? 184 00:12:01,150 --> 00:12:02,150 No, I'm being serious. 185 00:12:02,970 --> 00:12:03,970 Party pooper? 186 00:12:04,570 --> 00:12:05,770 This really did happen. 187 00:12:08,150 --> 00:12:09,150 What happened? 188 00:12:10,450 --> 00:12:11,930 Are you sure you guys want to know? 189 00:12:14,270 --> 00:12:15,710 You're right. Never mind. 190 00:12:17,610 --> 00:12:18,610 Party pooper. 191 00:12:19,890 --> 00:12:20,890 Go ahead. 192 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:31,400 Okay, so me and my family, we always stay at the same cabin. We rent it out 193 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:32,400 lawyer guys. 194 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:36,240 Well, we rented it out one weekend, and suddenly the guy calls and he has to 195 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:40,400 cancel. And he asks if it's okay if we move it back towards the next weekend. 196 00:12:40,780 --> 00:12:44,320 So we move it back towards the next weekend, and my dad's trying to get a 197 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:45,320 of him to get the keys. 198 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:46,980 The guy never returns his calls. 199 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:51,300 So the weekend comes and goes, and we still don't hear from him. 200 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,620 And that's when we hear it on the news. 201 00:12:55,370 --> 00:13:00,930 The lawyer's son took his friends up there and stabbed them to death one by 202 00:13:01,510 --> 00:13:04,790 And then he returned home as if nothing happened. 203 00:13:05,530 --> 00:13:08,210 Of course, the parents' children were wondering where their kids were. 204 00:13:08,930 --> 00:13:12,070 They ended up finding them buried in the woods. 205 00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:16,050 Yeah, and we never stood in that cabin again. 206 00:13:16,870 --> 00:13:18,190 What happened to the son? 207 00:13:19,810 --> 00:13:21,050 I have no idea. 208 00:13:28,330 --> 00:13:29,330 Who died? 209 00:13:42,770 --> 00:13:43,770 Wow. 210 00:13:44,370 --> 00:13:48,590 Oh, my God. It is absolutely gorgeous out here. 211 00:13:48,810 --> 00:13:50,170 It's amazing, isn't it? Yeah. 212 00:13:50,650 --> 00:13:52,550 Oh, yeah, don't worry about it. We'll get the bags. 213 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:54,950 What is that, man? 214 00:13:59,569 --> 00:14:00,569 Yo, Eddie. 215 00:14:00,730 --> 00:14:02,230 What's up? Let me ask you a question. 216 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:04,950 You don't have to answer if you don't want to. 217 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:06,470 What's up? 218 00:14:08,610 --> 00:14:09,670 How'd you wipe your ass? 219 00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:15,050 Dude, do you think Kate's wondering the same thing? 220 00:14:17,130 --> 00:14:21,230 Well, the way I see it, if she's not wondering how you wiped your ass, she's 221 00:14:21,230 --> 00:14:23,510 probably not the type of girl you want to be messing around with. 222 00:14:24,710 --> 00:14:25,669 Fuck, man. 223 00:14:25,670 --> 00:14:27,810 I had to eat a fucking Fiji burger, man. Fuck. 224 00:14:30,430 --> 00:14:31,430 What am I gonna do? 225 00:14:32,030 --> 00:14:33,030 How'd you wipe your ass? 226 00:14:36,190 --> 00:14:37,190 Well... 227 00:14:59,530 --> 00:15:00,530 You're a sick man, Eddie. 228 00:15:01,350 --> 00:15:03,970 Ingenuitive. That's why you're my partner, but you're a sick man. 229 00:15:05,150 --> 00:15:07,170 What do you think I should do? Should I bring it up in conversation? 230 00:15:07,510 --> 00:15:08,990 Like try to laugh it off maybe or something? 231 00:15:09,830 --> 00:15:10,830 Yeah, fuck it. 232 00:15:12,850 --> 00:15:15,290 Yeah, but you should probably wash your hands, you know, before you try and take 233 00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:16,290 things to the next level. 234 00:15:16,610 --> 00:15:17,610 Yeah? 235 00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:18,950 I'm sure that would work. 236 00:15:22,010 --> 00:15:23,010 Let's start. 237 00:15:26,450 --> 00:15:29,100 Hey, do you need help? Yeah, I'm going to go wash my hands real quick. 238 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:30,480 Okay. 239 00:15:34,460 --> 00:15:35,660 I love it up here. 240 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:39,720 My dad used to take my sisters and I up here for the weekend. 241 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:41,280 Yeah? Yeah. 242 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,160 You see that cabin over there? 243 00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:44,379 Uh -huh. 244 00:15:44,380 --> 00:15:47,020 That was the first cabin we ever vacationed at. 245 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:48,800 How many times have you been up here? 246 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:51,960 I don't know. 247 00:15:52,820 --> 00:15:56,040 But my sister Kara always used to take us to tree bark homes. 248 00:15:57,230 --> 00:16:00,950 She hates her about being a weirdo, but I bet you if you'd asked her, she would 249 00:16:00,950 --> 00:16:01,950 know. Yes. 250 00:16:02,630 --> 00:16:03,690 You see this scar? 251 00:16:04,410 --> 00:16:05,430 Jesus, look at that. 252 00:16:07,870 --> 00:16:09,790 Yeah, it's not that big. It's huge. 253 00:16:10,430 --> 00:16:11,830 I'm surprised your head didn't fall off. 254 00:16:13,810 --> 00:16:17,050 Yeah, well, I got it playing hide -and -seek in front of the cabin. 255 00:16:18,170 --> 00:16:20,310 It's little, but it's not quite crazy, actually. 256 00:16:21,030 --> 00:16:22,030 I was kidding. 257 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:29,180 Well, my dad always warned me about coming up here. He said, the lake let 258 00:16:29,180 --> 00:16:31,440 keep your life and it could take it at any minute. 259 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:34,080 You mean that's kind of harsh? 260 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,520 Yeah, but it's my dad. 261 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:39,900 He's always scaring the shit out of people. 262 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:42,560 Weirdo. 263 00:16:43,220 --> 00:16:44,220 It's off you. 264 00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:45,800 I never met my dad. 265 00:16:47,660 --> 00:16:48,660 I'm sorry. 266 00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:51,640 It's not like I'm crippled or anything. 267 00:16:52,689 --> 00:16:53,689 Well, maybe emotional. 268 00:16:55,670 --> 00:16:56,670 Really? 269 00:16:56,710 --> 00:16:58,210 No. I'm just kidding. 270 00:16:58,670 --> 00:17:03,010 Why, you are such an asshole! I know, sorry, I had to do it. I'm sorry, I 271 00:17:03,970 --> 00:17:05,530 Yeah, I don't like you anymore. 272 00:17:06,030 --> 00:17:07,790 Oh, come on, I was just kidding. I was just joking. 273 00:17:09,410 --> 00:17:12,609 Alright, but in all honesty, though, I was never really that close to my dad. 274 00:17:13,670 --> 00:17:16,490 I mean, I always made up stories about him giving me fatherly advice and all 275 00:17:16,490 --> 00:17:18,530 that, but... I don't know. 276 00:17:19,390 --> 00:17:21,710 I guess it's pretty cool that you and your pop share some good memories, you 277 00:17:21,710 --> 00:17:22,710 know? 278 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:27,240 What? 279 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:30,520 I don't know whether to believe you or not. I'm being serious. 280 00:17:31,580 --> 00:17:32,580 Okay. 281 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:39,560 So I'm going to ask you a question, and you don't have to answer it if you don't 282 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:40,840 want to. I wipe my ass with a sock. 283 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:43,920 What? 284 00:17:44,780 --> 00:17:46,220 Earlier. You know, in the car? 285 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:53,840 Um... Okay, well... 286 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:57,980 I was going to ask if you thought it was a good idea that we see each other. 287 00:18:03,180 --> 00:18:06,140 I needed this so bad. 288 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:08,220 Yeah, me too. 289 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,840 I wonder how Eddie and Kate are doing. 290 00:18:16,460 --> 00:18:17,620 I'm sure they're fine. 291 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:20,880 As long as Eddie doesn't bring up shitting on the side of the road. 292 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,480 You're one to talk. 293 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:23,840 What? 294 00:18:24,430 --> 00:18:26,230 Do you remember when we first went out? 295 00:18:27,170 --> 00:18:29,770 Yeah. Seafood restaurant. The umbrella? 296 00:18:30,090 --> 00:18:32,410 No, before that when we were still just friends. 297 00:18:34,050 --> 00:18:35,690 Uh, coffee in the park? 298 00:18:36,010 --> 00:18:37,010 Bingo. 299 00:18:39,630 --> 00:18:44,430 Yeah. We drank coffee, we talked, and somewhere in there you fell madly in 300 00:18:44,430 --> 00:18:47,490 with me. That is not how I remember it. Oh, really? 301 00:18:48,110 --> 00:18:49,910 Why don't you enlighten me then? 302 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:58,320 My memory serves me right. I distinctly remember a certain someone having way 303 00:18:58,320 --> 00:18:59,320 too much coffee. 304 00:19:00,860 --> 00:19:02,080 You're going to put that on? 305 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,260 And then you went over to the nearest tree. 306 00:19:04,580 --> 00:19:08,760 Farthest tree. Oh, okay. You went over to the farthest tree and emptied your 307 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:10,160 bladder in front of me. 308 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:13,600 I was comfortable around you. 309 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,520 We only met the week before. 310 00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:18,100 Yeah. 311 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:20,960 You know, I was a little surprised that you took my call the next day. 312 00:19:33,949 --> 00:19:34,949 So, how'd it go? 313 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:39,310 Dude, everything was going great. We could have one of those, you know, kind 314 00:19:39,310 --> 00:19:40,310 bonding moments. 315 00:19:40,770 --> 00:19:41,790 Oh, bonding. 316 00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:46,330 Is this like dry English wit bonding or tell each other your dreams bonding? 317 00:19:47,070 --> 00:19:48,070 I'm going to go with the latter. 318 00:19:52,970 --> 00:19:54,030 You want my honest opinion? 319 00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:57,570 Please. A man should never shit where he eats. 320 00:19:58,210 --> 00:20:01,490 Never, under any circumstances, shit where you eat. 321 00:20:01,790 --> 00:20:02,790 You know why? 322 00:20:03,090 --> 00:20:05,990 Are you being serious or is this some of that dry English wit humor? 323 00:20:06,630 --> 00:20:11,490 Because the odds of getting shit smeared on your steak are 100 to 100. 324 00:20:13,910 --> 00:20:15,510 That means it's going to happen, Eddie. 325 00:20:15,990 --> 00:20:16,990 Fuck, dude. 326 00:20:17,290 --> 00:20:18,530 You tell me this shit now? 327 00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:21,950 You know, fatherly advice like this would have been a bit more valuable last 328 00:20:21,950 --> 00:20:22,950 week, you dickhead. 329 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,530 You know, what's done is done. 330 00:20:26,890 --> 00:20:28,190 I mean, you told her how you felt. 331 00:20:28,990 --> 00:20:30,590 You wiped your ass with a sock. 332 00:20:31,110 --> 00:20:33,150 I mean, you're just going to have to let things go the way they'll go. 333 00:20:33,610 --> 00:20:35,890 All right, well, what if everything goes good up here and then horribly bad back 334 00:20:35,890 --> 00:20:36,890 home? 335 00:20:36,930 --> 00:20:41,130 Well, I guess we get another receptionist. 336 00:20:41,670 --> 00:20:43,610 Yeah? And this time, can we get an ugly one? 337 00:20:44,470 --> 00:20:48,070 Well, yeah, we could. Or, I know this is going to sound crazy. 338 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:52,900 Maybe you don't make little Eddie make all your decisions for you. 339 00:20:53,380 --> 00:20:56,780 Okay. All right. I know how to make this a good weekend. 340 00:21:02,580 --> 00:21:03,580 Okay. 341 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:18,860 So Sam and I met in college. 342 00:21:20,140 --> 00:21:23,000 And, yeah, some class, fuck, I don't remember what course it was. 343 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:26,480 Some fucking elective. There you go, yeah, some fucking elective. 344 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:29,480 All right, so anyway, we became pretty good friends after that, and it was only 345 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:31,500 a matter of time before drinking got thrown into the plaza. 346 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:34,500 Cheers to that. 347 00:21:34,580 --> 00:21:36,620 So there we are, you know, drinking and drinking and drinking. 348 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:41,600 And soon I started to notice that Sam was starting his own business as soon as 349 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:42,640 he had about five beers on. 350 00:21:43,380 --> 00:21:46,820 You're a dick. No, seriously, it never failed. He'd get all excited and loud. 351 00:21:47,230 --> 00:21:48,310 And then all of a sudden, stop. 352 00:21:51,030 --> 00:21:52,030 What? 353 00:21:52,490 --> 00:21:53,490 That's supposed to be me? 354 00:21:53,570 --> 00:21:54,830 That is not me. 355 00:21:55,650 --> 00:21:57,790 Bullshit. Never failed. Every time. I swear. 356 00:21:58,070 --> 00:22:00,750 I probably actually accepted this job a good 20 times, man. 357 00:22:01,010 --> 00:22:02,150 That's not the way it happened. 358 00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:06,070 Bullshit. Wait, wait, wait. So how did I get hired up? 359 00:22:06,710 --> 00:22:09,750 Yeah, well, for the longest time, it was just Eddie and me. And then, like, 360 00:22:09,830 --> 00:22:12,710 shit, out of nowhere, we drastically start picking up. 361 00:22:13,150 --> 00:22:16,190 We start mixing meetings with potential clients, which leads to losing money, 362 00:22:16,310 --> 00:22:18,810 and then boom, two weeks later, you join the team. 363 00:22:20,870 --> 00:22:22,410 Do you ever think about working at the office? 364 00:22:22,770 --> 00:22:27,130 Oh, no, never. No way. Two people in a relationship working the same office is 365 00:22:27,130 --> 00:22:28,170 just asking for trouble. 366 00:22:37,670 --> 00:22:40,210 So, um, let's play a drinking game or something. 367 00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:41,610 Yes! 368 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:46,060 I got a drinking game. All right. It's called The Drinking Dart. 369 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,420 Oh, man, dude, no. 370 00:22:48,820 --> 00:22:49,980 I don't like where this is going. 371 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:53,900 The first time I made up this game, Eddie and I were at some bar up in 372 00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:54,739 What was that? 373 00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:56,020 Third year of college. 374 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:59,520 Anyway, he can't stand it because he never ends up remembering anything after 375 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:00,520 the fourth and fifth darts. 376 00:23:00,820 --> 00:23:02,120 Oh, that sounds like fun. 377 00:23:02,380 --> 00:23:06,720 All right, so how we play is we each grab a business card. 378 00:23:08,460 --> 00:23:10,060 Hey, man, go get some paper and a pen. 379 00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:11,279 No. 380 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:12,400 I'll get the fucking paper. 381 00:23:12,740 --> 00:23:16,560 So we put our business cards up on the dartboard, wherever we want, and then 382 00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:18,420 take turns each throwing a single dart. 383 00:23:18,900 --> 00:23:24,100 Now, if you hit a business card with your dart, the owner of that business 384 00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:25,100 takes a shot. 385 00:23:26,300 --> 00:23:29,800 If you hit your business card, you take two shots. 386 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:34,020 Now, we could play with beer to make this last longer. 387 00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:35,780 Yeah, I want to go first. 388 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,160 $500. 389 00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:41,680 Does I pass out in half an hour? 390 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:43,860 No, I think my money's on Eddie. 391 00:23:45,820 --> 00:23:46,820 Oh, thanks. 392 00:23:53,340 --> 00:23:54,340 Okay. 393 00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:57,440 Wait, by the way, why did you put the company's address on there? 394 00:23:57,700 --> 00:24:00,060 Well, it's supposed to be business cards, not name tags. 395 00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:01,560 Oh, man. 396 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:02,960 All right. 397 00:24:07,790 --> 00:24:11,470 I hate this game so much. You do not have to drink that. No. 398 00:24:11,870 --> 00:24:13,890 Yeah. No, I have to drink this. 399 00:24:14,230 --> 00:24:16,770 I have to because if not, we're just a bunch of animals. 400 00:24:17,130 --> 00:24:19,470 Apparently. We're just a bunch of big drunk animals. 401 00:24:20,130 --> 00:24:21,230 And that's not going to happen. 402 00:24:21,470 --> 00:24:23,470 Yeah. So cheers to Los Angeles. 403 00:24:23,810 --> 00:24:24,810 Cheers. 404 00:24:31,430 --> 00:24:32,630 Let's go for a walk, man. 405 00:24:32,870 --> 00:24:34,590 You're the boss, boss. No, you're the boss. 406 00:24:35,150 --> 00:24:36,210 You are the boss. 407 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:40,680 You give my paychecks. All right, walk it. All right. Walk it. Get over here. 408 00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:41,399 All right. 409 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,320 Goodbye. We'll be back. 410 00:24:44,020 --> 00:24:45,020 We'll be right back. 411 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:46,360 Bye. 412 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:51,020 How you feeling? 413 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:53,800 Quite lovely. 414 00:24:54,500 --> 00:24:57,080 How are Sammy doing tonight? Did he tell you I've been a good time? 415 00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:59,240 Yeah, for sure. 416 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:02,320 Perfect. 417 00:25:02,940 --> 00:25:03,940 Perfect. 418 00:25:04,340 --> 00:25:05,340 Guess what? 419 00:25:06,570 --> 00:25:07,590 I'm getting late tonight. 420 00:25:09,090 --> 00:25:10,610 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 421 00:25:11,470 --> 00:25:12,990 Yeah. Cheers to that shit. 422 00:25:13,270 --> 00:25:14,270 Mm -hmm. 423 00:25:14,950 --> 00:25:15,950 Mm -hmm. 424 00:25:16,030 --> 00:25:17,030 Mm. 425 00:25:23,450 --> 00:25:25,230 Oh, Jesus. 426 00:25:25,770 --> 00:25:26,770 Oh. 427 00:25:29,130 --> 00:25:30,130 I'm all right. 428 00:25:30,590 --> 00:25:32,010 I'm 100 % okay. 429 00:25:32,390 --> 00:25:35,450 I got it. I got it. We'll do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll do it. 430 00:25:36,300 --> 00:25:37,300 I'll go 431 00:26:15,050 --> 00:26:16,050 Well, 432 00:26:16,310 --> 00:26:19,550 I know you guys don't want to go so I figured we'd go up to tell the afternoon 433 00:26:19,550 --> 00:26:20,650 come back 434 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:36,280 Good morning, sunshine. 435 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:37,880 Did you sleep all right? 436 00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:40,360 What the hell are you guys doing up so early? 437 00:26:40,940 --> 00:26:43,100 Well, we were just talking about what we're going to do today. 438 00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:44,520 We're going to wake you. 439 00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:46,820 I knew that game was a bad idea. 440 00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:49,700 There's still a lot of breakfast left over. 441 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:52,440 That's not going to happen. 442 00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:53,820 How about a shot? 443 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:55,960 Dude. 444 00:26:56,540 --> 00:26:57,640 Make you feel better. 445 00:26:58,880 --> 00:26:59,940 I'm going back to bed. 446 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:08,920 Oh, my God. 447 00:27:09,180 --> 00:27:10,180 Oh, 448 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:11,880 my God. 449 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,000 He's coming. 450 00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:14,640 Oh, my God. 451 00:27:14,700 --> 00:27:15,579 He's coming. 452 00:27:15,580 --> 00:27:16,720 He's coming. 453 00:27:17,980 --> 00:27:18,779 He's coming. 454 00:27:18,780 --> 00:27:19,780 It's all right. 455 00:27:20,260 --> 00:27:21,900 She's been stabbed. She's been stabbed. We've got to get a hospital. 456 00:27:22,180 --> 00:27:23,180 We've got to get a hospital right now. 457 00:27:24,220 --> 00:27:25,400 Where's the phone? It's inside. 458 00:27:25,620 --> 00:27:26,620 It's inside. 459 00:27:28,460 --> 00:27:29,500 We'll get you to the hospital. 460 00:27:29,700 --> 00:27:31,480 We'll get your help getting inside the car, okay? 461 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:33,440 There's no reduction. 462 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:36,020 Keep trying. Keep trying. Go. Come on. We've got to go. 463 00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:38,059 Can we lift you? 464 00:27:38,060 --> 00:27:39,060 Come on. All right, Eddie. 465 00:27:39,380 --> 00:27:41,660 Let's go. Come on, we gotta go. All right, pick her up, Eddie. 466 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:43,280 Easy, easy. 467 00:27:43,740 --> 00:27:45,260 Okay, pass me aside, pass me aside. 468 00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:46,580 Grab the door, grab the door. 469 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:49,600 Girls, let's go! 470 00:27:51,380 --> 00:27:52,380 Hey, get in the truck, Kate. 471 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,000 Detective Jacobs. 472 00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:16,860 How you holding up? 473 00:28:17,420 --> 00:28:19,980 Well, I guess that's a pretty silly question at this point, right? 474 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:21,600 Right. 475 00:28:22,460 --> 00:28:24,580 Wow, you're 24 years old. 476 00:28:26,300 --> 00:28:28,300 You know I got a son that's about your age? 477 00:28:29,460 --> 00:28:33,980 You know, whenever he wants to leave the house at night, I get this bad feeling 478 00:28:33,980 --> 00:28:35,080 in the pit of my stomach. 479 00:28:36,300 --> 00:28:40,100 I mean, it's not like my boy is involved in drugs or gangs or anything like 480 00:28:40,100 --> 00:28:41,900 that. I mean... 481 00:28:42,570 --> 00:28:46,150 I caught him in a drinking bid one or two times, but nothing's really ever 482 00:28:46,150 --> 00:28:47,150 beyond that. 483 00:28:47,650 --> 00:28:52,690 Now, my wife, she has always, well, ex -wife, I guess, for now. 484 00:28:53,730 --> 00:28:56,330 But anyway, she's always saying, yeah, yeah, just let him be. 485 00:28:56,730 --> 00:28:57,730 Let him be young. 486 00:28:59,730 --> 00:29:00,770 But that's just it. 487 00:29:02,630 --> 00:29:04,090 I know what happens in the world. 488 00:29:05,750 --> 00:29:07,330 I've seen the ugly side of society. 489 00:29:09,690 --> 00:29:10,910 You know, a couple years ago, 490 00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:15,820 There was this kid, you know, came up to stay at one of the cabins up here with, 491 00:29:15,860 --> 00:29:16,860 you know, some friends. 492 00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:21,340 One week later, we're digging bodies out of the woods. 493 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:26,860 I mean, I guess what I'm trying to say is the world's an ugly place. 494 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:31,760 Now, I mean, it can be beautiful, you know, to keep your nose clean and keep 495 00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:32,760 your head out of your ass. 496 00:29:33,740 --> 00:29:37,820 But there's an ugly side, a darker side. 497 00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:41,000 And I'm sorry you had to see it today. 498 00:29:44,940 --> 00:29:45,940 What happened to the girl? 499 00:29:47,700 --> 00:29:48,700 Abby? 500 00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:50,580 She died in the hospital. 501 00:29:52,940 --> 00:29:53,940 I'm sorry, Sam. 502 00:29:56,280 --> 00:30:00,000 Hey, we're going to put you guys up. We've got a few rooms at the local inn 503 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,000 can put you up in. 504 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:03,720 No. 505 00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,380 I actually think I would sleep better if I just went home tonight. 506 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:09,800 You want to talk it over with your friends first? 507 00:30:11,060 --> 00:30:12,600 No, they're going to feel the same way I do. 508 00:30:15,630 --> 00:30:17,090 I'll have the courage to bring your belongings. 509 00:30:18,950 --> 00:30:22,290 You know, things like this, they're never easy to digest. 510 00:30:23,450 --> 00:30:24,850 You know, I don't care who you are. 511 00:30:26,370 --> 00:30:29,510 But don't let it stop you from finding the beauty in life. 512 00:30:32,290 --> 00:30:34,030 You'll find yourself missing out. 513 00:32:35,540 --> 00:32:41,420 How was Lauren doing? 514 00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:44,260 I talked to her yesterday, but not even for a minute. 515 00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:46,980 She said she just wants to be alone. 516 00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:53,400 I told her to call me if she wanted to talk, but... How's Kate? 517 00:32:54,180 --> 00:32:55,180 She had a class today. 518 00:32:55,740 --> 00:32:56,740 Yeah, that's right. 519 00:32:57,820 --> 00:32:58,820 How's she doing? 520 00:33:00,140 --> 00:33:01,140 She's alright. 521 00:33:01,940 --> 00:33:03,220 She's really freaked out, you know. 522 00:33:04,580 --> 00:33:05,580 Yeah, I do. 523 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:09,560 How are you? 524 00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:14,500 Too soon, man. 525 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,480 Just give it a couple weeks and I'll feel like a bad dream. 526 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:20,400 I sure hope so. 527 00:33:22,740 --> 00:33:23,740 No more cabins? 528 00:33:26,820 --> 00:33:30,260 But if I go the rest of my life without seeing another cabin, I'll die a happy 529 00:33:30,260 --> 00:33:31,260 man. 530 00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:34,080 I'll drink to that. 531 00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:49,680 Two minutes. I'm almost ready. 532 00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:53,380 Babe, come on. I still got to pack my shit. My mom told me to tell you to 533 00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:54,199 by the way. 534 00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,220 Your mom's not here? 535 00:33:55,620 --> 00:33:57,140 No, she'll take my brother to the doctor. 536 00:33:57,740 --> 00:33:59,160 Ooh, hey. 537 00:34:00,260 --> 00:34:01,380 You know what I'm thinking? 538 00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:06,360 What? I think we should take advantage of the house being empty. Help me! Is 539 00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:07,219 that right? 540 00:34:07,220 --> 00:34:08,220 Yeah, that's right. 541 00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:11,179 It's coming from the guy who's in such a rush to get home. 542 00:34:11,580 --> 00:34:12,580 Five minutes. 543 00:34:12,699 --> 00:34:14,400 Three. If you do that one thing. 544 00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:17,300 Help me! How about we save up for tonight? 545 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,000 Two minutes. 546 00:34:19,820 --> 00:34:22,020 Yeah? Yeah? 547 00:34:22,420 --> 00:34:23,420 Got it! 548 00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:26,280 Yeah. I'll be ready in two minutes. 549 00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,679 I'll hate you. 550 00:34:29,060 --> 00:34:30,060 Yeah, yeah. 551 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,020 Hey, baby. 552 00:34:47,980 --> 00:34:49,460 Yeah, I'll come right now. 553 00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:51,239 Okay. 554 00:35:02,380 --> 00:35:07,860 Every once in a while, I have these nightmares where I'm running from 555 00:35:07,860 --> 00:35:08,860 evil. 556 00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:13,800 I can't see it, but I can just feel it in my bones. 557 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:16,720 I just keep running. 558 00:35:17,230 --> 00:35:18,230 I'm running. 559 00:35:18,270 --> 00:35:21,710 But every time I turn around, it just keeps coming after me. 560 00:35:23,450 --> 00:35:27,610 And it suddenly feels like something is holding down my legs, and I try to 561 00:35:27,610 --> 00:35:29,450 escape it, but I can't. 562 00:35:31,230 --> 00:35:36,350 And then just before the evil reaches me, I wake up. 563 00:35:38,990 --> 00:35:41,650 I feel like I can't wake up from this nightmare. 564 00:35:42,190 --> 00:35:45,430 These things happen, and you need to know that there's nothing any of us 565 00:35:45,430 --> 00:35:46,430 have done to avoid this. 566 00:35:46,780 --> 00:35:48,660 He could have not have gone in the first place. 567 00:35:49,180 --> 00:35:51,680 The people who think that way never leave their house. 568 00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:56,620 I feel like I should have never have left. 569 00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:58,320 I won't say that. 570 00:35:59,300 --> 00:36:00,400 Everything's going to be okay. 571 00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:06,060 I don't think we should be together anymore. 572 00:36:08,660 --> 00:36:09,700 You don't mean that. 573 00:36:10,780 --> 00:36:13,040 I do, but I don't. I just... 574 00:36:13,290 --> 00:36:15,470 But not right now. I'm just really confused. 575 00:36:15,870 --> 00:36:16,870 This is bullshit. 576 00:36:17,210 --> 00:36:18,610 Please, don't take that with me. 577 00:36:19,610 --> 00:36:24,290 Every time I think of you, I think of what happened. Every time I think of 578 00:36:24,290 --> 00:36:27,810 happened, I think of you. I really just need to be alone for a little while. 579 00:36:27,810 --> 00:36:30,330 Your mom's been putting this bullshit in your head. Don't bring my mom into 580 00:36:30,330 --> 00:36:32,910 this. She's the only reason I can think of that you would make such a stupid 581 00:36:32,910 --> 00:36:35,950 fucking decision. I haven't told her. I haven't told her anything. 582 00:36:36,470 --> 00:36:41,670 I just... Being in a relationship is the last thing that I need right now. 583 00:36:47,810 --> 00:36:48,910 Don't. Stop it. 584 00:36:50,690 --> 00:36:53,270 You don't have to say anything. If that's how you really feel, I'm not 585 00:36:53,270 --> 00:36:54,270 try and stop you. 586 00:36:57,570 --> 00:36:58,570 Thank you. 587 00:37:01,990 --> 00:37:02,990 If you want to... 588 00:39:52,710 --> 00:39:53,710 Thank you. 589 00:41:11,370 --> 00:41:12,390 She left me, man. 590 00:41:12,850 --> 00:41:13,850 What? 591 00:41:14,590 --> 00:41:17,250 She called me over to her house so she could let me go. 592 00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:20,230 Well, where the fuck did that come from? 593 00:41:21,890 --> 00:41:22,890 I don't know. 594 00:41:24,710 --> 00:41:25,710 Fuck her. 595 00:41:26,610 --> 00:41:27,610 Maybe this was meant to be. 596 00:41:29,270 --> 00:41:30,270 Agreed. 597 00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:43,280 What's so funny? 598 00:41:44,180 --> 00:41:47,420 Nothing, dude. I just keep thinking about the cabin, dude, and the trip we 599 00:41:50,180 --> 00:41:51,180 Okay. 600 00:41:51,260 --> 00:41:55,760 Well, it's just... I fantasized for the week before about what would happen 601 00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:56,760 between me and Kate, you know? 602 00:41:57,540 --> 00:41:59,200 I imagined I'd have this nice dinner. 603 00:41:59,740 --> 00:42:04,480 I'd crack a joke or two that would A, make everybody laugh, and B, make her 604 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:08,120 think, wow, this is one charming motherfucker sitting in front of me. 605 00:42:08,740 --> 00:42:10,740 I think I'm gonna... No, wait. 606 00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:12,920 I know I'm going to give myself to him tonight. 607 00:42:14,460 --> 00:42:17,180 You know, and then we'd head into the living room, have a couple of drinks. 608 00:42:18,140 --> 00:42:22,660 I'd play a few songs on the acoustic, Beatles, you know, all of them sung to 609 00:42:22,660 --> 00:42:23,660 her. 610 00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:26,760 And then at some point during my set, I don't know, maybe fourth song in, she, 611 00:42:26,940 --> 00:42:31,040 without warning, mind you, dragged me into one of the rooms upstairs, which 612 00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:32,040 the most candles in it. 613 00:42:32,980 --> 00:42:36,700 Ah, but instead I spent the entire day and night puking because of that fucking 614 00:42:36,700 --> 00:42:37,960 drinking game you made up, man. 615 00:42:40,220 --> 00:42:41,220 Oh, man. 616 00:42:41,460 --> 00:42:43,300 I'm sorry, man. I swear to God, dude. 617 00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:45,680 I came to devil's work, you know that, right? 618 00:42:47,180 --> 00:42:48,300 Can you even play the guitar? 619 00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:50,820 Hey, man, it's my fantasy. I can do whatever the fuck I want. 620 00:42:51,220 --> 00:42:54,380 I could have perished into that fucking cabin, bokeh in hand if I wanted to. 621 00:42:56,360 --> 00:43:02,660 I gotta get out of here, man. I can't stay here. 622 00:43:04,060 --> 00:43:05,840 Yeah, you should go, man. I'll hold down the fort. 623 00:43:07,020 --> 00:43:08,020 What about you? 624 00:43:08,420 --> 00:43:09,420 What about me? 625 00:43:10,100 --> 00:43:11,100 Are you gonna go home at all? 626 00:43:14,020 --> 00:43:15,020 Nah. 627 00:43:15,700 --> 00:43:18,640 Nah, I need this, man. If I don't stay busy, I'm gonna start climbing the walls 628 00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:19,640 or something. 629 00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:21,558 Alright, man. 630 00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:22,560 I'll hit you up later on. 631 00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:23,760 Alright? 632 00:43:28,740 --> 00:43:29,740 You're a good guy, Sam. 633 00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:33,120 Even if you're a tight -ass racist. 634 00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:33,380 Tightly locked out of yours. 635 00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:37,340 She's a sneaking crime female. She fired her. 636 00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,900 And I suppose George is quizzing him, too. 637 00:44:41,260 --> 00:44:42,260 A little. 638 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:47,080 I think he feels a deep resentment because you cut him off from your work 639 00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:49,040 He's an opportunist, not a scientist. 640 00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:51,040 I don't trust him, nor I don't. 641 00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,060 They're both spying on me. 642 00:44:56,900 --> 00:45:00,260 I'm not here. I'm in bed. I've been in bed an hour. An hour. You understand? 643 00:45:04,430 --> 00:45:05,450 Oh, won't you come in? 644 00:45:08,750 --> 00:45:10,730 Thank you. Is Professor King here? 645 00:45:11,010 --> 00:45:12,270 I'm sorry, he's asleep. 646 00:45:12,490 --> 00:45:13,910 He went to bed an hour ago. 647 00:45:14,470 --> 00:45:15,470 Oh, I see. 648 00:45:23,510 --> 00:45:25,250 Are you sure the professor's asleep? 649 00:45:26,310 --> 00:45:27,810 Tell him that Ted Baxter's here. 650 00:45:28,050 --> 00:45:29,029 It's urgent. 651 00:45:29,030 --> 00:45:30,250 What do you want him for? 652 00:45:30,670 --> 00:45:31,670 Please tell him. 653 00:45:33,010 --> 00:45:34,010 Bye. 654 00:46:28,910 --> 00:46:29,930 What are you doing there? 655 00:46:30,470 --> 00:46:31,590 I had to see you. 656 00:46:32,350 --> 00:46:33,390 So glad you did. 657 00:46:33,990 --> 00:46:36,810 I was sitting in class and all I could think of was holding you. 658 00:46:41,390 --> 00:46:42,390 Just what? 659 00:46:43,750 --> 00:46:45,650 What? I got something for you. 660 00:46:46,230 --> 00:46:47,230 What is it? 661 00:46:47,970 --> 00:46:52,890 Well, I know how much you love your veggie burgers, so I decided to bring 662 00:46:52,890 --> 00:46:53,890 something special. 663 00:46:54,250 --> 00:46:55,250 What kind is it? 664 00:46:57,130 --> 00:46:58,130 Veggie. 665 00:46:58,720 --> 00:46:59,720 Deluxe. 666 00:47:00,300 --> 00:47:01,300 That's all. 667 00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:08,080 Kate. 668 00:47:09,140 --> 00:47:10,500 Will you marry me? 669 00:47:11,820 --> 00:47:12,820 Yes. 670 00:47:31,620 --> 00:47:32,620 Kate. What? 671 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,280 Eddie, you're scaring me! 672 00:48:59,839 --> 00:49:02,280 Let me get the Fiji Deluxe Special Extra Onions. 673 00:49:03,260 --> 00:49:04,260 Extra Onions. 674 00:49:05,580 --> 00:49:06,580 Anything to drink? 675 00:49:06,620 --> 00:49:07,620 Just give me a diet. 676 00:49:08,020 --> 00:49:10,480 You want to Fiji -size it for 79 cents more? 677 00:49:11,460 --> 00:49:12,600 Yeah, sure, why not? Let's do that. 678 00:49:14,100 --> 00:49:14,919 All right, man. 679 00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:18,200 Your order will be out in a few, and I'll ring you up. All right, perfect. 680 00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:21,100 can you put some ketchup in the bag for me? You got it. Thanks, man. 681 00:49:45,310 --> 00:49:46,310 Hey. Hey, you. 682 00:49:47,070 --> 00:49:48,070 What's going on? 683 00:49:49,730 --> 00:49:51,790 Nothing. I just got back from school. 684 00:49:52,750 --> 00:49:53,750 You? 685 00:49:54,090 --> 00:49:57,490 Oh, you know, I'm just patiently waiting for my Fiji Deluxe special. 686 00:49:58,910 --> 00:50:01,650 I probably could have guessed that. 687 00:50:03,350 --> 00:50:04,490 I'm not predictable, huh? 688 00:50:04,910 --> 00:50:06,890 When it comes to Fiji Burger, oh yeah. 689 00:50:07,470 --> 00:50:08,470 Totally. 690 00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:15,480 How are you feeling? 691 00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:17,480 Tired. 692 00:50:18,500 --> 00:50:19,620 I haven't really slept. 693 00:50:20,660 --> 00:50:22,060 Yeah, that's probably what you need. 694 00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:23,880 I know that's what I need right now. 695 00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:28,140 Yeah, a few days in a coma would do me a lot of good right now. 696 00:50:29,220 --> 00:50:30,560 Yeah, that does sound pretty good. 697 00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:45,000 So, how are things at the office? 698 00:50:46,240 --> 00:50:48,340 It's good. You know, it's quiet right now. 699 00:50:55,540 --> 00:50:57,180 Do you remember what you asked me at the lake? 700 00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:03,460 Yeah, I remember. 701 00:51:05,260 --> 00:51:10,840 Yeah, well, I've been thinking about it and I don't think it's such a good idea. 702 00:51:15,310 --> 00:51:16,490 Where is this coming from? 703 00:51:17,590 --> 00:51:23,830 I don't know, I just... I just think things are complicated enough right now, 704 00:51:23,890 --> 00:51:24,890 you know? 705 00:51:29,570 --> 00:51:30,570 Hello? Kate? 706 00:51:34,570 --> 00:51:36,010 Yeah, I'm here. 707 00:51:38,610 --> 00:51:39,610 What do you think? 708 00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:46,480 I think you're right. 709 00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:50,560 Friend? 710 00:51:52,940 --> 00:51:53,940 Friend. 711 00:51:55,980 --> 00:52:00,160 All right, well, I'm going to grab my grub real quick and hopefully slip into 712 00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:01,420 one of those comas you were talking about. 713 00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:03,080 I'll see you tomorrow? 714 00:52:04,260 --> 00:52:05,260 Yeah. 715 00:52:06,660 --> 00:52:07,660 All right. 716 00:52:08,020 --> 00:52:09,020 Bye, Kate. 717 00:53:10,450 --> 00:53:17,150 I have a letter of 718 00:53:17,150 --> 00:53:20,410 introduction to the head of the College of Oceanography here, Professor King, 719 00:53:20,610 --> 00:53:23,210 which explains why I'm here at this particular minute. 720 00:53:23,500 --> 00:53:26,840 I was on my way to see Minnie's home and I stumbled in onto this. 721 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,200 Oh God. 722 00:54:50,020 --> 00:54:51,020 Hey. 723 00:54:51,460 --> 00:54:52,460 Hey, Kate. 724 00:54:53,240 --> 00:54:54,420 How you feeling? 725 00:54:58,280 --> 00:54:59,280 Yeah, me too. 726 00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:03,800 Where's Eddie at? 727 00:55:04,740 --> 00:55:05,800 He hasn't come in yet. 728 00:55:08,780 --> 00:55:10,920 You wanna get a quick cup of coffee or something? 729 00:55:11,720 --> 00:55:12,720 Yeah. 730 00:55:12,980 --> 00:55:13,980 I'd like that. 731 00:55:15,660 --> 00:55:16,720 Yeah, me too. Let's go. 732 00:55:17,900 --> 00:55:18,900 Alright. 733 00:55:19,420 --> 00:55:20,520 I drive you by? 734 00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:22,640 Sure. 735 00:55:34,030 --> 00:55:38,550 You know, I spent the whole day yesterday replaying everything that 736 00:55:38,550 --> 00:55:39,550 my mind. 737 00:55:39,810 --> 00:55:42,530 Over and over and over. 738 00:55:43,490 --> 00:55:44,490 It'll get better. 739 00:55:46,010 --> 00:55:47,390 All things do with time. 740 00:55:50,570 --> 00:55:55,030 I just keep thinking about everything that led me up to us being there. 741 00:55:55,310 --> 00:56:01,670 It's like, what if I had done this and what if I hadn't done that? And it all 742 00:56:01,670 --> 00:56:02,790 leads back to the same answer. 743 00:56:04,780 --> 00:56:06,080 I was destined to be there. 744 00:56:08,540 --> 00:56:12,920 My dad told me to be careful every time I go up there. 745 00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:17,020 Guess it wasn't my time. 746 00:56:19,340 --> 00:56:26,180 I can't explain it, but, you know, I think us being there may have stopped 747 00:56:26,180 --> 00:56:27,960 man from killing another person that day. 748 00:56:38,540 --> 00:56:39,540 Lauren's a lucky girl. 749 00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:43,120 Yeah, let's not go there. 750 00:56:46,340 --> 00:56:47,800 Sorry, I just... No. 751 00:56:54,700 --> 00:56:56,520 I think I'm going to head back to the office. 752 00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:01,920 Yeah, if it's okay with you, I'm going to hang out here. 753 00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:54,640 Yeah. Hey, I'm gonna take off soon. 754 00:57:55,540 --> 00:57:57,200 Yeah, okay, cool. 755 00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:03,480 Look, about what happened earlier, I don't want anything weird between us. 756 00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:08,120 No. Kate, the two friends helping each other out through a rough time. 757 00:58:11,700 --> 00:58:12,700 Right. 758 00:58:13,980 --> 00:58:14,980 Good night, Kate. 759 00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:18,160 Good night, Pam. 760 00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:48,560 Don't wake up Sam. 761 01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:29,120 So I take it we're not really on our way to hang out with some chicks. 762 01:00:30,340 --> 01:00:31,340 What do you think? 763 01:00:33,460 --> 01:00:36,800 You know, I see it, but I don't believe it. 764 01:00:38,060 --> 01:00:39,780 How did you manage to pull this off? 765 01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:44,740 You know those business ideas I've been throwing around? 766 01:00:45,060 --> 01:00:48,100 Yeah, the 12 Shots Deep, I'm going to open my own web design company? 767 01:00:50,420 --> 01:00:51,660 Somebody actually took them serious. 768 01:00:56,290 --> 01:00:59,270 Dude, I'm proud of you, dude. What can I say? 769 01:00:59,710 --> 01:01:01,730 Congratulations. All right. Thank you, man. Thank you. 770 01:01:03,130 --> 01:01:04,270 So where do you go from here? 771 01:01:05,490 --> 01:01:06,490 You mean we? 772 01:01:07,550 --> 01:01:08,810 Yeah, I like the sound of that. 773 01:01:09,230 --> 01:01:11,910 I mean, fuck, dude. I've already accepted this job like a thousand times. 774 01:01:12,490 --> 01:01:14,170 I just don't want to assume anything, you know? 775 01:01:14,590 --> 01:01:16,110 Yeah. Assume you're a dick. 776 01:01:17,910 --> 01:01:18,910 Assume you're a dick. 777 01:01:19,250 --> 01:01:21,970 Come on, man. I'm just messing with you. Yeah, you're never going to let me 778 01:01:21,970 --> 01:01:23,130 forget it either, though, are you? 779 01:01:23,610 --> 01:01:24,610 Honestly, no. 780 01:01:24,990 --> 01:01:25,990 Not happening. 781 01:01:26,860 --> 01:01:29,180 It's my future out of front, though, after all, huh, asshole? 782 01:01:29,540 --> 01:01:30,540 Yeah, I guess so. 783 01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:35,080 So are we going to go inside or sit here and stare at the fucking sign all day? 784 01:01:35,580 --> 01:01:36,419 You ready? 785 01:01:36,420 --> 01:01:37,420 Hell yeah, I'm ready. 786 01:01:37,540 --> 01:01:38,560 Let's check this shit out. 787 01:01:41,380 --> 01:01:44,160 Oh, I left the fucking keys in the restroom. 788 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:47,000 You're here? 789 01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:50,480 If I was superstitious, I'd tell you pretty much your Texas location. 790 01:01:50,900 --> 01:01:53,900 Yeah, I'm going to heck your ass, too. You can keep it up. Oh, I won't. Get my 791 01:01:53,900 --> 01:01:54,900 ass out of this. 792 01:01:56,840 --> 01:01:57,960 So what are we going to do now? 793 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:00,180 Alright, get in the glove box. 794 01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:02,320 Ah, I see. 795 01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:03,920 Okay. 796 01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:08,420 You know, I wanted to give you the tour and then smoke them in the front door. 797 01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:10,840 So what's it sell for the parking lot? 798 01:02:11,580 --> 01:02:15,100 So I take it from the cigars that you spend all your money on office supplies. 799 01:02:17,260 --> 01:02:18,900 I got nothing to say to you, man. 800 01:02:20,900 --> 01:02:22,940 Well, I got something to say. 801 01:02:23,660 --> 01:02:24,660 Okay. 802 01:02:25,020 --> 01:02:28,740 Here's the many successful years at this location that you have successfully 803 01:02:28,740 --> 01:02:29,740 had. 804 01:02:31,340 --> 01:02:32,720 All right, nicely put. 805 01:02:33,140 --> 01:02:34,620 Here. Here. 806 01:02:45,580 --> 01:02:48,580 Allocated us some money for a receptionist. We don't need no fucking 807 01:02:48,580 --> 01:02:49,960 receptionist. Come on now. 808 01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:52,480 Yeah, you're probably right. 809 01:02:52,740 --> 01:02:53,740 Of course I'm right. 810 01:02:54,629 --> 01:02:57,130 Dude, we could spend that money on way better things, dude, like that titty 811 01:02:57,130 --> 01:02:58,550 joint we passed like two blocks from here. 812 01:02:59,510 --> 01:03:01,210 What better place to start the job on? 813 01:03:01,490 --> 01:03:03,830 Right? Better bring those applications, baby. 814 01:03:04,110 --> 01:03:05,110 Woo! 815 01:03:06,070 --> 01:03:08,010 Yeah. Fucking love this life. 816 01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:32,399 Hey, bud. 817 01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:33,400 It's me. 818 01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:36,940 Do you want to give me a call back when you get this? 819 01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:38,800 There's nothing serious. 820 01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:41,900 I want to shoot the shit, you know? 821 01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:45,280 Alright, hit me back. 822 01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:12,720 Thank you. 823 01:06:30,030 --> 01:06:31,110 Knackers! 824 01:07:39,790 --> 01:07:42,550 Josie recently became single again. 825 01:07:43,190 --> 01:07:45,170 Now I know what you're thinking. 826 01:07:45,950 --> 01:07:47,310 Finally, right? 827 01:07:48,770 --> 01:07:54,650 No, but seriously, you guys sent in some very nice words of encouragement as I 828 01:07:54,650 --> 01:08:01,090 go through this exciting and beautiful path of self -discovery and personal 829 01:08:01,090 --> 01:08:02,090 fulfillment. 830 01:08:02,590 --> 01:08:07,290 Along with your very kind words, you also sent me some very interesting 831 01:08:07,290 --> 01:08:09,190 questions that I will... 832 01:08:21,740 --> 01:08:23,000 I really enjoy watching your blog. 833 01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:29,319 Okay, blog is short for video blog. I think you are very pretty and very 834 01:08:30,580 --> 01:08:34,420 I am sure that your future is filled with many possibilities. 835 01:08:35,399 --> 01:08:37,300 Don't let yourself be tied down. 836 01:08:38,100 --> 01:08:40,520 Sincerely, yours, Head .71 837 01:08:55,920 --> 01:09:02,819 Okay, well, I guess that wasn't really a question, per se. 838 01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:07,620 But I'm still going to comment on Hed Dogg's 71 comments. 839 01:09:31,799 --> 01:09:35,979 grappling with the relationship in regards of how I felt. 840 01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:42,840 And yes, I know grappling is a wrestling term, but that's 841 01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:44,979 how my heart felt. 842 01:09:45,620 --> 01:09:47,200 Like it was grappling. 843 01:09:49,740 --> 01:09:51,439 Some might call me selfish. 844 01:09:52,120 --> 01:09:54,640 Some might call me a bitch. 845 01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:58,420 Some might even call me a weirdo. 846 01:10:02,540 --> 01:10:03,540 Is this a book?